your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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