i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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