There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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