There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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