people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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