my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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