so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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