On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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