We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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