Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I will pee on everything he values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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