And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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