I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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