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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.

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(727): View more from Florida

Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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(815): View more from Illinois

so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Sensing a theme here

(1-720): View more from Colorado

If alcoholism is a theme, yes.

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(585): View more from New York

When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room

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