Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it glows. i had to have it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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