Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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