Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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