I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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