i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
