that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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