SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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