return my video game
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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