mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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