am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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