a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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