Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
