you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
this hospital has no fireball
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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