we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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