i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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