Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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