"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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