so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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