He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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