playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
did i walk over a car last night?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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