So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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