I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I stole a fireplace last night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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