The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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