Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I think my vagina is haunted
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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