Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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