Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
that is very illegal...i love you.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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