thus making me awesome and them whores
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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