we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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