hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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