i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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