I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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