Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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