Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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