Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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