if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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