i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
as a side note pls kill me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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