So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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