If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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