and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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