I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
how does that bad decision feel?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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