yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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