We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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