all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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