i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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